I Am Wesley

I am Wesley
I Am Cool & Unique
I Wonder If There Is A Word That Rhymes With Orange
I Hear Whack Classical Music In Ted's Class Room
I See Haters & Losers
I Want The World, But It Doesn't Fit In My Room
I Am Cool & Unique

I Pretend To Be Nice
I Feel The Ozone Layer Is Going To Be The Cause Of My Death
I Touch My Sidekick
I Worry The Yankees Won't Make The World Series
I Cry When There Is No Milk For My Cereal
I Am Cool & Unique

I Understand That 2 Plus 2 Is Really Equal To 4
I Say Once A Good Girl Has Gone Bad, She's Gone Forever
I Dream That Someday I Can Eat A Cheeseburger For Breakfast
I Try To Do At Least One Good Deed A Day
I Hope I Win The Lottery 4 Times
I Am Cool & Unique


-Wesley Valdez-